My cat loves to step on my bewbs when I'm lying in bed. He's 2 years old, but he's big for his age. He's sleek, black, and LONGGG. He still thinks he has a kitten body. He's awkward and clumsy. Bewb stepping is one of his favorite pasttimes. It hurts like hell.

Best petty verse about an ex imo:

Dawn Weiner!

Chris Brown is out of the picture, so Drake might be the only dude at the moment.

I think he always wanted more, but she was still hooking up with Chris Brown. Didn't he talk some mad shit about her though in one of his songs?

Brad Pitt was 20-something.

Excuse me, what is the soup du jour?

If you say his name three times, he appears wearing Robin Thicke's VMAs Beetlejuice suit.

In fact, in Gerald's Game, the protagonist is sexually abused by her father during a solar eclipse. It happened only once, and it continues to haunt her throughout the story. She is handcuffed to a bed in a cabin the woods, as these memories of abuse race through her mind.

Exactly. I'm pretty sure most fathers who secretly abuse their daughters act like loving parents when they're out in public. That proves nothing. Barbara is clueless. Her statement was insensitive to the entire Farrow family. I love how she said she was close to Mia. Really? Nice fucking friend you turned out to be.

Definitely Mad Men. Great choice. I want to be one of Don Draper's naughty one night stands.

James Franco did this with General Hospital. He said it was like performance art for him.

He entered into rehab in May 2013. He obviously knew he had a problem, and he was trying to get help. I don't know what he dealt with every day emotionally. I don't know what it must have felt like to be battling those demons. I never walked in his shoes: I feel it unnecessary to pass judgment on his life.

Heroin addiction is one of the most difficult addictions to kick. Opiate ddicts usually end up in jail or dead. It's not because they didn't try to kick it, usually it's because they kept trying but the addiction overpowered everything else.

If that's the case, he's messing with some serious karma. Fuck that guy for saying those aawful things to somebody's wife. I don't care who she is. He deserved to be punched.

You could be alternating between a Red and White moon cycle of your menstruation. http://wombblessing.wordpress.com/2012/07/12/red…

I lost two guy friends recently, because they realized I wasn't going to fuck them. I have been friends with them for years, lost touch, and recently reconnected. When I reconnected, the bells and whistles went off and they thought they could fuck me, even though it had never happened in the past. Once I made it clear…

It was the 80s though, a sexually ambiguous time for guy's fashion.

I did, but he was such a dork. I question why I ever loved him. I'm blaming it on my young hormones.

My friend does a spot-on impression of Spader in this movie. He sounds just like him.