So is Victoria Jackson hoping to get signed on Team Westboro Baptist? She's making a pretty convincing pitch, it's hard to believe that she was funny at one time. What dies in a person to go so completely off? It's like watching a rocket lose signal and veer off unguided and uncorrected until crashing spectacularly.…

Cosmo is dedicated to fucking. Fucking a guy to make him “like” you? Cool. Fucking yourself to meet the Cosmo standard? Shit yeah, you bet I will! Fucking an endangered species? Somehow, I just don't think they care. If killing all the tigers will make my fuck buddy a better lay, sign me up! I will never understand…

I wanted to throw out another option. Earlier this year I bought a Nook color, and later found out that the device can be converted to a fully unlocked Android tablet by installing an SD card that I purchased from Androidfornook.com that has Cyanogenmod 7, a very popular version of Android based on Gingerbread 2.3.7.…

Did Courtney Stodden write this article, or does it just sound that way to me? The writer is trying for Irreverent, but is ending up as irrelevant. In her own words, she is "cool, edgy, and artistic". (Just in case you didn't catch that from this piece). I DO think that"waxed asshole" is a great addition to the…

Cal used this against our Ducks, it always seems to be some jumbo sized baconback that goes down. I was really hoping to see a Ducks/Bama title game, but I loved seeing the tide roll out. Manziel reminds me a lot of Marcus Mariota, they both have something special going on, and they will be likely be superhuman by…

I bet that dolphin startede out as a minnow tat.If nothing else, this makes me want to get back on the diet, so I salute you noble chunkster.

As a Ducks fan this was satisfying on a deep emotional level. The list of excuses posted on Bleacher Report was long on reasons, short on reality, kind of reminded me of the hard-core conservatives trying to rationalize the elcetion results. I have to say, I enjoyed the hell out of it! Note to SEC: You are not gods.

Aqueous humor at it's best......

That looks just like little Paulie, the Ryan boy that was on TV last night!

"Mr. Turtle is my Father."

kind of like a turtle, just uglier.