The resulting dump must have been like a reenactment of the Exxon Valdez disaster. 

Let’s get fanciful and work on a variation of the aircraft evacuation slide. The term “Evacuation Slide” is in itself is a great fit context wise, but I nominate “Turd-Ductin” as a solid contender, especially for the holiday season.
Brown sound got you down? Let the All-New Turd-ductin dash the splash for so little…

What about a paper towel? Superior strength and easier to deploy. Diarrhea would be an issue, it would look like a nightmare algae bloom, but the potential is there! 

Has anyone else out there made B.B.T.? Bacon, BASIL, and Tomato sandwich? Basil wins over lettuce, it’s like you are eating a piece of summer. It’s something nice to remember during the dark, long days of winter that we see here in Oregon, and yes, it is a transitory experience. I will be going to our Farmers Market…

Are they hand packed? Hand packed fudge is truly among the most treasured gifts one can give. Yule be up to your elbow with gratitude after this one!

No pushrod comments yet?

I was waiting for the crowd to line up and piss on the flames. Seriously, the fire crew is giving zero fucks about the whole thing.

I also have had that special joy of a bee getting into my Arai. The bee ended up stinging me on top of my ear, the bump is still visible after 20 some years. The only compensation was seeing the lifeless bee corpse fall out when I removed the helmet. I don’t know how I would have felt seeing it watch me from the…

So THIS is what Bloatware looks like! Look at this bastard, no wonder he’s in Florida most of the time. Get the early bird at Denny’s, yell at the tv during Jeopardy, struggle to take a dump, then go to bed dreaming about a minority-free country. (Except for young women. That minority is ok. With some exceptions).
Says…

I’m confused, this is NOT about potus?

Nutcracker or BallBuster?

Steve Bannon looks like the reigning Frottage champion on the NYC Subway system. I bet his tighty whiteys crackle when he peels them off, and that he smokes the dried flakes that fall out of them onto his pubic hair laden bathroom floor.

I KNEW I saw here somewhere before the election.

All I see is high mileage Tweaker, with good dentures. Same with Ann Coulter. I know that sounds awful, but there it is. There may be an accumulation of toxins from the never ending streams of poison they both deliver.

This is well worth reviewing, going through the posts will help remind that the United States is NOT comprised entirely of loons. The withering levels of scorn and contempt are readily apparent, truly uplifting.

If he sticks his little orange baby carrot in there, it would help prevent further progeny, a worthwhile thought. If we could get Don jr and Eric to follow suit, (one in each end?), I think we would all feel a little safer.

How about “Tugswell”? The joke would fly right by him, making it even better for everyone. “That trump boy, he sure Tugswell”.

It’s not much of a leap from urine to BM, and ICBM in this idiot’s future.

Trikes, Can-Am Spyder, etc.