Guys, I starting to think he’s unqualified to do this.

Trust me, you don’t want to see it, because they ARE still justifying it. I unfollowed a ton of Facebook “friends,” and unfriended a few of the most rabid pro-Trumpers, but I can still see comments on liberal friends’ posts, and they’re rage-inducing.

You’re obviously wrong, she has a vagina. We really dodged a bullet here.

I’m trying to envision a scenario in which Cheetolini doesn’t come out of this a total pariah.

fucking hot take, coming through!

On second thought maybe Hillary Clinton would have made a better president. I have spoken.

I bring this up every chance I get as well. A permanent member of the UN security council has flagrantly influenced the election of another permanent member of the UN security council, with the intent to destabilize and weaken them by installing a leader that will cause irreparable harm to the country...

His phone kept slipping out of his hands because they were still all lotiony.

No reason. That’s just literally how long it took him to type that. Small hands.

He rewrote the tweet for 11 minutes and this is what he settled on

Had to call aides from his bathroom phone for help spelling the word “remarkably”.

Well, his kids run the businesses, Bannon runs him and the country, leaving the orange shit-gibbon to stare at the glowy box and bitch about it on Twitter.

By being terrible at all of those things?

He doesn’t

But how does he do it?? I mean seriously watch TV, run country, his businesses, run his kids, how does he do it???

Well, he’s usually in his bathrobe, so I’m guessing masturbation.

Reasons it took him 12 minutes to Tweet what he just saw on tv: GO!