Is that last part rhetorical? He knows that being president involves wearing a suit and occasionally being on television and that most presidents like to play golf. That’s it.

In fairness, he could mean that Crimea was kidnapped by Russia and its dad Liam Neeson needs to fetch it. Or it could mean that it was TAKEN taken, like from behind.

Once more into the breach, lads...

Crimea was TAKEN by Russia during the Obama Administration. Was Obama too soft on Russia?

So Trump is (now) saying that the US is too weak on Russia over Crimea. John McCain is saying, yes, the US is too weak on Russia, including over Crimea. And Russia is saying that Crimea is Russian territory and it will not back down.

A “family source” told Us Weekly that Melania Trump is “unhappy with how her life ended up” and “miserable.”

“When the president does it, that means it isn’t illegal.”

Crimea was not “taken” by Russia, it was illegally annexed.

Medicine/women/abortion/working mothers...etc. It goes on and on and on. Mediocre white men are a plague.

“Our orange dusted fuhrer wants us to focus on vaccines causing autism so we literally threw this whole thing together without doing any actual research”

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

There’s already a vaccine safety commission, the Advisory Committee for Immunization Practices. We asked the Trump administration how the new proposed commission would work with ADIP, where formation of the commission currently stands, and who would sit on it. Trump spokesperson Hope Hicks tells Jezebel, “We do not…

*sniffs* I have a paint gun. You know, if you’re interested.

Sadly, you are absolutely right. There’s a house nearby to me that had a small trump-pence sign on the lawn during the campaign. They also have a flagpole in the front yard with an American flag proudly flying. The weekend of the immigration ban, a huge Trump flag was hoisted directly below the American flag. It still…

I read this article that stated his family will not let him be alone anywhere because of this. He always has one of them around - Ivanka, Donnie J, the other one that’s not important to remember, Melania, Jared - which is why they put Jared in his administration. It was family but not. They would get blow back from…

There’s also this...

i want back into the matrix.

Up to this point, I’d dismissed all the “Trump has dementia” thinkpieces as just tasteless insults. I’m fine with him being called a racist, sexual predator, but ridiculing his mental health seemed a step too far.