What a gorgeous couple.

Best celebrity couple EVER.

Pence is looking over Trump’s shoulder with the proud smile of a dad after his toddler makes boom boom in the potty the first time. Jesus. The next four years will be endless.

A con artist, a fascist, a rapist, and a KGB agent walk into a bar. Bartender says, “What’ll it be, Mr. President?”

I love this, they each have their yes men.

Remind him EVERY fucking day: he’s the biggest popular vote loser in history, his approval rating is historically low for an incoming president AND more people turned out for the protests AGAINST him. Fuck off, orange snowflake.

So hopefully less than a week.

He’s got time to pester the Natinal Park Services about this bullshit, but he can’t be bothered to direct ANYONE at FEMA to assist with the devastation from the storms in the south east.

Hang on. The resistance is stirring. Things are going to be very different after the midterms. In the meantime, we need our representatives to do nothing but resist. Not give up a yard of ground without a fight, not give up an inch. Put pressure on them, they will hear.

He should have sent Trump a picture of a huge penis with a note that said, “This is your penis, it is so huge.” Because I’m sure that’s all he really wants.

“He’s not someone who sits around and waits”

I guess the photographers he normally would have hired got tired of being stiffed. It’s like hitting up the church for security video of the wedding.

He us such a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!

He is ordering the Parks Service to do this? The same one that’s been clowning on him? This should be good.

Oh, he’s getting cranky. One more cartoon and then off to bed, ok Donny?