They’re not much saner.

America went and elected Hollis Doyle. Even a night time soap was too grounded to be this farcical.

They are all sitting in the destruction caused by the tornadoes probably cursing at Obama for some reason. So, I don’t really have the heart to feel bad for those states.

In the longer scope of history, largely dudes who got murdered by their bodyguards.

I spose answering “none of your goddamn business” will put you in the guide....

More grist for the mill:

I do hope Steve Bannon remembers what happened to Thomas Cromwell when he finally pissed off his insane megalomaniac boss.

I honestly think that they should ignore his twitter all together. I still blame much of the media for putting us in this shit hole to begin with. I want to support them but I also need a major mea culpa. I know they kind of need to refigure how the do they news, but they need to figure it out fast.

And, if we’d be nicer to him and not swear, we might get what we want.

Yeah, I agreed with Jeb! on basically nothing, but I was never worried that he would interfere with the basic function of democracy.

Trump is a master of political theater. Like the pile of manila folders full of blank pages piled on a table to fool people into thinking that he has divested from his businesses or the signing ceremonies for many executive orders that will be immediately challenged in court or are so vague as to mean little. And…

And his followers, amongst whom I have an ancestor, had to sneak out of England,come to America, and change their names to avoid the purge. By all means, Mr Bannon, please go on.

This. It’s so good.

Sounds good.

Well, here is what he was thinking in 2016...

Thomas Cromwell was beheaded without trial and his head was put on a spike on London Bridge.

“forcing them to battle for his favor like Apprentice contestants”

....and chief strategist Steve Bannon, who has proudly described himself as “Thomas Cromwell in the court of the Tudors.”

Ex-fucking-actly. Where do they think all our shit comes from? Do they think we’re going all Norman Rockwell or Little House on the Prairie? Like we’re going to make our own shit, or buy like one shirt and pass it down through the generations?