How have I never heard this before? Jesus Tittyfucking Christ is now the thing I will say all the time.
bellaluna, STILL waiting on the ELE
bellaluna
That’s the most jelly beans ever in one place at one time. Period.
THAT WAS A REAL TWEET????
I will literally mail that reporter a check for $10.
The true ice cream of our future!
“How white bread can you get?”
Ten bucks to the first reporter to bring Dippin Dots to a press conference.
Who gets plain vanilla dippin’ dots? How white bread can you get?
Before Sean Spicer became Donald Trump’s blatantly lying press secretary, he was a political strategist with an…
I think his inability to distinguish hundreds of thousands from millions explains the noticeable absence of his tax returns...
Press: Where did you arrive at the number 14 billion?
(credit to Mona Chalabi)
Trump: There were clearly 14 billion people there.
They didn’t have fewer people, they’re just using alternative counting.
Jezebel:
Good.
Every man, other than columnist Jonathan Chait, was welcome at women’s marches across the country today. We talked…
We did not spend long talking to the women of Flint, Michigan, at the Women’s March on Washington, because our…