I’ve seen too many weird tabloid cover photos of Blake Shelton, and now his face always appears to be a thick latex mask glued down around the eye holes.

They are wearing the absolute bejeezus out of those hats.

And then it was some kind of drama because she couldn’t possibly stay home with her child alone for two weeks while her husband traveled, so she had to spend two weeks vacationing with him in all the best hotels. What a sacrifice. Also, I think they are both afraid of their kid.

Right? I have to say, I am a little surprised that so many commenters think this nanny accidentally sent the text to the husband. Maybe she did, but I find the scenario you outlined much more believable.

“How dare this person, who we were paying very generously to care for our young daughter–”

Can I just say — fuuuucccckkk blush.

“‘When his sun shines on you, you feel it.’ But when the sun is shining elsewhere, it’s cold. He can cast quite a shadow.”

Is he Jen? Is he?

I Love black people so much.

Dying at my desk.

I can’t be mad at Kris. Filling your children’s refrigerators with food they have no intention of eating is a parent’s prerogative.

Haha! I’m still a Kardashian ‘Virgin.” And because I’m a media idiot, I don’t know if this Jez series is of their own design. If it is, they get props for being Klever and kontinuing it. Seriously, it is the most gentle SNARK possible here. And that is weird - cause ...Jez. I return because I like Kourtneys's Resting…

A few years ago I saw someone saying they’ve always believed the Property Brothers are the incest twins from this Dear Prudence letter, and somehow it just fit.

Can’t find anything to hate about this because the image of all those corgis sitting around the Queen waiting patiently to be fed is my new favorite thing

Geez, Demi.

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…

I hate messages left on receipts telling restaurant workers why they didn’t get a tip, but goddamnit this was totally justified. Dude’s an asshole and went above and beyond to make his views known.

That is a whole lot of red flags for someone not to go run screaming into the night. And maybe the other sister is so screwed up (and this one is depressed) because the brother — who appears to be the older sibling — abused his sisters growing up.

I dislike these people. I dislike his hat and his hair, and I dislike that they are pretending their entry level exhibitionism is in any way evidence of emotional maturity, enlightenment or profundity. There, I said it.

i love every moment of this.