In a shocking move, Joe Biden’s teeth have publicly shifted away away from him. Some experts say it is due to Biden’s many gaffes hurting his teeth’s own political aspirations, but several sources inside the Biden Campaign say the two had several private disagreements in recent weeks, mostly cob and apple related.

This kind of bad luck, it’s almost like they have bad juju somehow. Like they’re buried on ancient burial ruins, or they use a cursed word or something. Weird.

Think about it - have you ever seen both of them at the same time?

How does a blog about the Washington RB situation written by Chris Thompson not mention Washington RB Chris Thompson?

“Don’t feel bad for me!! This what I signed up! It wear and tears on your body over time! I’ve been doing this 15 years!! “

If he has any self awareness left, he’ll turn the teeth thing into a joke like this.  Would probably do wonders for his campaign.  “I don’t care if it’s unpopular, I’ll keep talking about this until my teeth fall out!”

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

Was this after Castro went........there? JFC Joe’s breaking down before our eyes.

Katherine. Give the man some credit for keeping them in his ghoulish face.

Well said. All of these republicans who decry the evils of government control benefit every single day from socialism. Or are they confused about the entire point of:

Screw that. I liked the Return of The King (it was the Game of Thrones of my time kids minus the nudity and ultra violence) but it was too damn long for my bladder. If movie theaters want me to buy the Ultra Big Gulp Soda and Kilo of popcorn and butter then make the movies shorter.

The transformation our economy would go through would indeed be painful, but the idea that we aren’t a haven for billionaires sounds GREAT. I’m sure it would be worth it in the end.

“If this act were to go through, all companies—big companies—would have to get a license to do business,” Varney exclaimed.

She took the Jim Cramer clip, posted it to twitter, and just said “I’m Elizabeth Warren and I approve this message”.  It was genius, and I hope she does something similar with this one.

But are you an RBC Company though?

Corporations can’t make any money from people buying food, housing and clothing....oh wait, nevermind.

The so-called “workforce” would only spend it on frivolous things like food, housing, clothing and other such unnecessary luxuries.

Obligatory Monty Python

Oh my god, not the workforce and the community! Horror of horrors, we wouldn’t want to give any money to those people!

Who does ads for Warren’s campaign?  Because they can probably move onto something else...all she needs to do is just play clips of business-friendly talking heads fear mongering her proposals.