Honestly it’s some weird combination of fascinating and creepy to see you continuously and repeatedly double down on being so fucking wrong. Your need for validation is worthy of pity, at least, but that’s overshadowed by, uh, the rest of you.

They’re looking pretty great! Marty Byrde was wrong, as always!

But so much of the criticism he receives here is so colored

keep going, this is my kink

Dismissing your idiocy out of hand without reading it is still really satisfying, so if you could keep wasting your time for my edification, I’d appreciate it

This is wrong - a circle doesn’t put the fascists next to their centrist enablers, like in real life.

Naaaah Amy Klobuchar is a legit piece of shit person. You’re 1000% right that she gets scrutinized about it more because she's a woman, but if HALF the stories about her are true, she's still a trash human being, and any male who is worse but escapes criticism can sit in the fucking dumpster with her.

Is there something wrong with eating some dicks? I'm pretty sure that's not actually an insult to anyone who's a grown-up these days, Berma.

Yeah, uh, I’ve got almost nothing but nice things to say about Mr. Obama, but he’s wrong

Included in things the Stadia won’t have at launch: a controller that isn’t just a PS4 knockoff

That’s not how ASBMs, missile defense, lasers, carriers, smoke, or words work.

Ya boy Nimitz don’t fuck around

The F-35 is still butt.

Into a whole different medium?

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Yep - and building out those technologies into major war machines makes sense, once they are understood and reliable enough to operate under rigorous wartime conditions.

Yeah I mean, at least for the first one? They could have chosen another target. I know Japan is a small island, but they surely could have found something of pure military validity. They did not. They decided that tens of thousands of Japanese civilians were a valid price to pay.

I was a big fan of the herb scissors, probably the most popular product Shep has ever advertised!

I was a big fan of the herb scissors, probably the most popular product Shep has ever advertised!

Honestly this back and forth of belief vs. fact is getting a bit tiring, but this was an important point:

It happens to all of us when lots of zeroes are involved! I actually got dragged into a laser boosting discussion (lasers explosively ablating purpose-made plating off the butt of a launch vehicle to convert a lot of the laser’s energy into momentum) and I made a similar fuck-up and somehow my lasers, sans ablative…