I feel like you might have turned off the tutorials, where it does actually walk you through quite a bit of this stuff specifically mentioned in this review. Off the top of my head, there’s a few popup tutorials that happen in your first few combats.

A pretty clear explanation of how armor works and how it impacts…

The ambiguity only exists because people won’t accept the answer everyone already knows already. This was never even a thing to begin with, are we supposed to be surprised by this announcement? The PS3 is a weird beast and the only way to get 100% compatibility would be to put a god damn ps3 in the ps5. Like the PS3…

I am sorry you feel that way.

But I always have an issue with Batman just...standing there in the light in scenes.

Every time I've won in fall guys, I've ruined approx. 59 people's chance of winning out of pure sociopathic nihilism

I have had an equal amount of fun losing in fall guys as I have had winning. If you only have 10 minutes of game time, maybe a battle royale isn't the best way to spend it

If someone’s in front of me at the start of the race round, I grab them immediately. It basically just slows both of us down. I’ll sometimes end up passing them, but it’s mainly to show brotherly bean love. We’ll both get steamrolled by the mob in 2 seconds anyway. All in good fun.

He needs to do 100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 squats and a 10 km run, every day.

Or, thanks to Rock, Paper, Shotgun:

Except, they’ve made and written good games before. Games that aren’t coookie cutter Ass Creed’s or Far Cry’s. If you think this is a good move, then clearly you’ve not been around the game industry for very long. That or you are obliviously positive regardless of the mounds of evidence in front of you.

Their position seems to basically be “we’re not racists, we just wanted to see how close we could get to using the N-word in our team name because we thought that would be funny.” Even if that’s true, which I’m not exactly willing to grant, the disconnect is that using a racial slur because you think acting like a…

So don’t play it then. No one cares that you don't like multiplayer.

Jesus jumped a cow. Did I just read a polite interaction between two people about a game in a comment section?

unpopular opinion here: i actually enjoyed abby’s campaign more than elle’s and this fight cemented it for me. everything about the lead up to this fight were the game playing to its strengths, world building, environmental diversity and storytelling, and great music. i was a bit upset lev didnt come into the hospital…

I was too stressed the fuck out to even think about the mechanics of this fight. I was running for my life and taking every chance I could to shoot it or throw bombs at it. It felt like an accomplishment after it finally went down, when I had no idea how long it was gonna take or if I was gonna have enough supplies to…

I’ve seen this SO much on this website. These articles are all about what the writer wishes the game was. The last article I saw, the woman said she wished you could just walk around in silence in these landscapes, why is it so intense! Like....okay, great imagination, but what about the actual game. I found this game…

There’s no sneaking at all with this guy, you’re stuck with it until it dies and it can follow you because there’s water everywhere, so you always make noise.

I found it fun! And stressful.

I mean, it’s not really supposed to be a tactical, dynamic fight, it’s supposed to be a mad scramble just to stay alive while you unload every single bullet and pipe bomb you have into the thing. The game stocks you up plenty beforehand and there’s ammo littered everywhere in the environment where the fight takes…

assholes confused by neutral pronouns can just assume the editor is correct the same way they do with he/she/any other use of pronouns. jezuz.