“I will never spiritually recover from watching a Goomba get jerked off.”

Right?! I hadn’t seen the statement, so I was all, “Oh okay... Oh you’ve got the statement?... Yeah, that doesn’t say anything you seem to think it says...”

I beat this thing a hundred times when it came out... How did 15yr old me never hear this? 

I don’t understand the comments... Are we all running to our entertainment cabinets with a measuring tape? Are some of us worried that we’re gonna bring someone over to the pad and they’re gonna be all “Eww, gross, what is *that*? Nevermind. I’m calling an Uber.”

Or "gaming has never been better".

Oh, also in the room with us? Ray Chase, voice of Noctis Lucis Caelum, FFXV. He was bartending. 

Looking at the 7-8" of space above the top of my ps4🤔.... Should be fine 🤷‍♂️

Watched Dudamel at an after party drink about 4 cocktails and 6 bottles of tempranillo within a two hour span, and perform almost all of The Magic Flute on a piano with that season’s musical director friend/special guest (they focused on Mozart that season), also wasted, in a room the size my living room, with 25…

Gawd, I hope you're 14-22 yrs old... For everyone's sake... 

I got 2k20 as one of the freebies last month (two? I'm on covid time), played it for 20 minutes and uninstalled it. What a mess. 

I was like “wow! Almost 100 replies! What is this spirited discussion all about?”

He *did* say “reason #[big number]”

Sorry, I had to close three ads and scroll through four, to get to the bottom of this "article". What'd I miss? 

Also, the reason is explained in ep2...

Two toddlers. The show is *great*. 

“I want my 2o year old games on every new platform until I die! Make people make it so! I'd like to dabble with a few games here and there every few years!"

Totally #teamZabka.

All I can think is that South Park scene where Cartman freezes himself to play the Wii but ends up 500 years in the future, and the guy trying to hook up the ancient Wii artifact is all “This may be the future to you, but I can’t hook this up to your float screen without a laser 7 output”

Besides "taking a break", who doesn't have a portable charger these days? 

Not how it’s supposed to work, but then you have something like Quibi... Their whole business model is to shoot movies and cut them up into little 7-10 minute “episodes” so they can avoid paying the crews movie/union rates. (don’t use/support Quibi. Fuck Quibi.)