Good tackle. Solid fundamentals. 

I’m on Day 3 Seattle with Abby, hardest difficulty (is that “survivor”?), and there have been more than a few deaths where I’m killed by a Clicker, even though I had a shiv, because maybe I wasn’t facing them directly enough...? while fighting a small horde for the first time... Like the hardware store... Or having a…

This is a terrible take. Those people are working on a much higher level of humor/sophistication/intelligence than any streamer. 

Geezus... It’s not semantics (you’re using that word wrong too... Ferfuckssake, stop. You’re getting dumber and dumber here). You’re trying to add weight to your pathetic argument by shouting “anti-consumerism” every other word when it isn’t any such thing. It’s you saying “I don’t like this, waaaaa”.

It's not anti-consumerism. You should stop using that word and embarrassing yourself with your shitty "point". 

I love that you’re using a half-assed licensed cash-grab genre-of-the-day as the example for The Fair Strive For Innovation And Improved Products And Services...

Not just brand loyalty... The complaints about the costs of games, when they haven’t gone up in 20+ years, are actually cheaper based on inflation, and it’s never been easier to shop around your respective system (xbox/ps/PC/etc) for game deals (I don’t remember KB Toys or my local Ames department store - KB Toys was…

Yep: Apple is “anti-consumer” and Facebook is fine with fascism running rampant around their property...

I like the cut of your jib. 

Can we get a Yakuza that's in the Gozu/Ichi the Killer side of things? How is this not a thing? 

Someone with editing skills: cut out the “This is fine” dog; put him in a room with a PS4 and a “BEEP BEEP BEEP” text; and throw some headphones on him.

I ditched two gens of Xbox this last go around for the PS4, but all of this frame rate fighting takes me back to when Halo [3?] wasn’t 1080p but “2 processors at 720i” or something and everyone lost their goddamned minds.

Yeah, you’re right. Thankfully we still have Sonic exclusive to Sega consoles; Bonk on TurboGraphx-16; and the best obscure arcade fighting series on Neo-Geo as the good Shiyamoto intended. 

That’s your take? You’re a moron. Guess I won't be pulling you out of your dumb ideas. Fuck off. 

Kotaku doesn’t know what it wants to be anymore, does it?

And to the dipshit in the greys, fuck you too.

I have 10k cds; 2k vinyl; and most of it is “jazz” of varying sub-genres. Countless digital albums...

State-mandated (and yes, mandates are essentially the same as laws for all intents and purposes, for those that keep trying to bring up that argument) cities/counties can give out tickets. Most people just get a “put on yer mask” which *is* the warning. 

No, for fuck’s sake... It doesn’t. The co2 thing is total horseshit, just like the rest of your posts.

Pharoah Sanders is great, but *Joe McPhee* is the world’s greatest tenor saxophonist (and pretty great on alto; and pocket trumpet; and trombone; pretty much any instrument in his hands)