“Next up, on MTV Sad Cribs.... 160 bottles of... Yellowtail riesling and Woodbridge merlot...?”

Thank you for this steaming garbage fuck take. Please double-down on it. 

“Have a seat; take a cookie...."

If you’re not a libertarian, you’re garbage just like one.

“A B-tier MCU film, like a Thor”

I’m... glad my dick doesn’t look like that?...those?

No details released because it involves a minor...?

More d-pad Dead Cells, until the new controller arrives next week (left thumb stick is shot and trying to fix it made it worse).

So he's doing his own "Surrender To Recover", from that 48 nonsense... 

I dunno... Does the gameplay look *fun* to anyone?

Those elves are all “Shit, we can’t lift our arms! They're using all the RAM!”

I have about 300 games on my backlog...

Yeah, titles always completely explain everything... You and that dipshit Book of Mormon Freeman should hang out. 

Stay stupid, you fucking twit. 

I guess it has become tradition now with Horizon games (two fer two!) for people to rush to judging the title's name without knowing anything about it... 

Christ... Please stop. 

The ending was literally setting up “Hey, here’s an awesome sequel coming!”

Ps4 is my first playstation anything - after a life of Atari, lots of Nintendo, Xbox and Nintendo, decided Nintendo can fuck off during the Wii, stuck with Xbox, and then a friend that’s high up in the gaming world said “gonna want a ps4 - they’re gonna win the generation”, so I did. I hate the controller, but other…

This is the tea time equivalent of a Burneko rant.