I am not about to suggest you make cacio e pepe with shaker parm

The same Italy that’s refusing boats full of migrants??  Weird.

You’re definitely going to ask your coworker with MISSING FINGERS what the story is.

He was diagnosed with a psychological disorder. But I guess it’s not nearly as edgy to say “I wish he had gotten the help he needed.”

As someone who grew up and lives in the western montana/north idaho area, that is an elephant ear. And there is no way to confuse it with a funnel cake at all.

They should have made all the while people sit in the back.

Seriously. Bonnie is so not a woman who wants to run inside on a machine.

Petition for HBO to release the Cone-Throw Cut of last night’s episode.

If Rogelio dies before the end of the show I will Rogeliriot.

We were led to believe that Law Enforcement was the cream that rises to the top. We now know that shit floats as well. 

Seriously, are they never going to explain why Jane, who is an accountant, is working at the aquarium?

To play Ed's rendition of "The Wonder of You" over the credits--damn, that was good.

“Guess the world is my oyster.” “Or sausage.” Fucking killed me. Between this and meeting BI-CON Pete Gardner at the Rachel Bloom concert in London last week, it’s been a hell of a week for bi pride :) 

He’s proud and petty, but at a certain point, the power of love overcomes Rafael’s ill will.

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

Counterpoint:

As long as it’s not as hot as Australian sand in summer. That stuff gives you 3rd degree foot burns.

#TEAMRAFAEL, yay!

Bad day for House Mormont. (I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying!)