Come on, now. Even the professors at Bama say "libary."

Who said that? I heard something, but I don’t see--oh, you’re down there!

Epic comment, bro

*clears throat*

I don’t think we can blame this one on the Braves’ announcers: https://www.fangraphs.com/tht/quote-of-the-day081909/

Well, they could have gotten the runner at home. It’s just not the catcher’s fault, it’s the pitcher’s for not covering.

Well said, I have a simpler rule for all to follow:

As it turns out, being a senile uneducated racist asshole who thinks way too highly of himself actually resonates quite well with modern America.

Mr Roth, just offering up my two cents that you offer some of the best, most insightful takes on Trump Mindset around, and you should continue doing so at regular intervals.

People here are completely out of touch with reality and in love with hyperbole. The trail of tears is on the short list of worst events in human history. Nothing should ever be compared to it.

If Major League Baseball could somehow release a DVD of Manager arguments with umpires it would sell a million copies.

This joke was doomed to be underappreciated from the moment you thought of it.

Rizzo’s lawyer denied all allegations of wrongdoing.

Boston’s outfielders are ridiculous, and should be outlawed.

Awesome. Federer-Nadal Wimbledon final ‘08 was the one I remember most. I stopped watching and went to the mall to see a movie since I thought the rain would delay it to the following day. Ended up missing the movie to watch the rest of the match in a sports memorabilia store in the mall where people were gathered to…

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

For some reason, in my mind, I keep on hearing Morgan Freeman narrate the sexual harassment: “Morgan didn’t realize the way he terrorized women on the set. I don’t know if he wasn’t able to read their reactions or if he just didn’t care.”

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

Dirk risking his ability to walk in the future for the fans.

I was practicing some cheers for the upcoming school year with a couple of my neighbors just for fun.