Is this the idiots thread?

Yep, talking shit on the internet is SO MUCH WORSE than beating children! You sure have your priorities in order, dumbass!

Our HS football coach would have us literally bang our heads into one another repeatedly for a few minutes to psych us up before games. It’s a miracle I can still read.

Gooden was pulled over just after 1 a.m. on June 7 for driving too slowly on the highway

Dear Penthouse,

This is excellent stuff, man. We’re really starting to see the multitude of ways the juiced/new balls are impacting pitchers, and it ain’t pretty. 

“That’s their word. They can say it as much as they want.”

Noted.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

‘Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients’. The FDA, and the Pure Food and Drug Act, didn’t exist until 1906.

I like, “Not sure why the Root sets out to make it all about race.”

My dad was in a hospital on the east side years ago and I went to visit him on a Saturday. When I got to the elevator bank there was one elevator just waiting there with the door already open. There was a sign on the wall that said “Sabbath Elevator” or something. I had no idea what this meant, but not one to look a…

The fact that he managed to piss off his former city’s fanbase on the way to greener pastures that not many people will be an actual improvement means he’ll fit in quite well with the soon-to-be Las Vegas Raiders, a franchise that knows a thing or two about that sort of thing.

I reread that last sentence about 10 times and I still have no idea what it means.

What do we expect from savages whose lineage consists of exiled and imprisoned violent criminals?

Jackson’s ‘look’ is incredibly popular on daytime court TV shows like Judge Judy and People’s Court where Bubbas have to answer for damaging rental homes or letting their dogs bite people. I’m assuming the producers unwrap these $9 JoS. A. Bank napkins and hand them out back stage after coaxing the Ben McAdoo…

At least Harper didn’t say he was going to recruit Trout to DC.

He puts his underwear on last. 

Trash adorned every trail: Starbucks cups, energy bar wrappers, a confusing amount of discarded cold-weather gear.

just what the lakers wanted with what will be their highest draft pick in the foreseeable future. Its extra painful considering that De’Aaron Fox and Jayson Tatum were sitting right there.