Josh Gordon Says He Got Drunk Before Every Browns Game

Yeah, WTF? The explainer response has more stars than the original joke? Thanks, Trump!

That was the joke, dummy.

“But I’m leaving it up...”

He’s the first athlete to take public trans, as long as you don’t consider the decathlon a sport.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”

“And let’s face it, how many free agents are going to come here? They’re not.”

And every time she thought she was finished, another Columbo would appear and say, “Just one more thing....”

Oh, that (almost) exists. Feast your eyes!

As a UT alum, I am obligated to star any posting of this video.

Why, for the love of God, would you do such a thing??? The regular Oreos are right next to them on the shelf.

They don’t remember this?? It was a super fun game!

My ACLs exploded watching this

Two shattered ankles on the first bosu ball, followed by a concussion as I rolled off the mats onto the hardwood floor. I am not graceful.

You know, I never even noticed the took it away until I saw you mention this. It was the only punting stat that I thought mattered as a kid, we used to go out in my back yard and have contests to see who could get the longest hang-time, which never ended in fights about how to time it and how long someone’s actual…

Thanks for clarifying all this! Man, I wish the author had seen fit to include this pertinent information.

I have to imagine that most print newspaper revenue comes from fantasy league gloating.

One of the dudes in the league, the one who took out a newspaper ad to congratulate himself on winning the championship one season...

. The home was big, it was close to my in-game office