I still say “...it’s not good!” on a regular basis.

OR, the same number of seasons with a WAR above 5.0 as Winfield did in 9 fewer seasons. Mattingly gets a lot of love from a certain segment of Yankees fans, its true. But that doesn’t mean he wasn’t a pretty good player before hurt his back.

Right? You can only eat a horse once, but unlimited sushi is ... unlimited.

It’s weird. I don’t understand why don’t just pass a law that bans sexual assaults and voyeurism and such so they don’t have to deal with gender identity.

sounds like you could use a drink tbh

COMPLETELY agree. Like that Blake Griffin dunk against the Knicks a few years back. He just threw it through the rim. No. No, I need the rim to be yanked down and the satisfying CRUNK! of a nasty dunk. THIS here is straight dunk murder.

Agreed. Hence why half of Blake Griffin’s “dunks” are shit to me.

Lol, I’m just pointing out that Deadspin frequently goes gaga over “dunks” that I wouldn’t even classify as a dunk. If it’s not that impressive then it doesn’t really seem worthy of it’s own article, let alone classifying it as a “dunk murder”, Samer Kalaf.

I’ll just never be that blown away by “dunks” where guys don’t even touch the rim. Sure, he did a great job throwing the ball down into the basket, but that’s nowhere near as satisfying as that “THUNK” sound of the hand slamming into the rim.

He turned a 100+mph serve into a drop shot right on the other side of the net. That requires counteracting both the power of the shot and the spin while precisely putting a completely different spin and power on the return. Usually these kinds of returns are happy accidents.

And now I will disappear down a rabbit hole of YouTube videos of players avoiding being tagged out. Farewell.

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

That lasted at least through 2004, when I spent the day shrooming in Muir Woods, navigated through the heart of SF at evening rush hour, and caught Pedro vs Hudson at the Coliseum, all for a grand total of, like, twenty bucks.

Ha, no worries. That’s the best part of the deadspin comments, you never know what you’ll Discover!

Can the U.S. really have an “international rivalry” with Puerto Rico? Guam, you’re next!

sheesh...he didnt even coach them for a minute, man.

Even I can go longer than 3 seconds.

Am I doing it wrong, or is the video 3 seconds long and contains 0 heavy metal?

It’ll obviously never happen because it’d mean less money, but people would care a lot more about MLB if the season was maybe 40 games shorter. It’s tough to justify the importance of any game in June when winning or losing represents less than 1% of the season. And yeah, a 122 game season will still fall below that…