What the NCAA should do for March Madness gambling is, they should randomize the brackets so some winners of the first round would be rotated to different, unannounced regionals for the next round. But no one would know which teams would play after each round so Americans couldn’t gamble without having to re-do their…

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

That Matt finish would cost the Vikings Millens of dollars

The question in using a Matt finish would be whether to go with Asiata or Kalil.

so like us.

Ever see A Serbian Film?

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Saban’s was worse since he used a player’s death (a Cal player died of health issues on a practice field) to try to close a loophole that was hurting his team.

The already-famous highlight from this match is at 2:35 when the English players ask the ref what they should do, and he reminds them he’s not their coach.

I’m glad to see this being covered here. Thanks! P.S. Eddie Jones is a little bitch. His reaction is approximately as bad as when Nick Saban tried to kill the hurry-up offense due to “safety” concerns.

Well Golfcartgate seems like both a good name and just a summary of the narrative.

I know nothing about tennis.

He looks like Eric Wareheim. There isn’t a joke here. He actually looks like Eric Wareheim.

Russ Tyler approves

If you don’t get that then you’re going to hate this.

HNDRXX is everything Future fans could’ve hoped for in the next step in this rap legend’s career.

Dire Wolf ain’t played nobody

Also worth noting is that this was the final game of NJCAA hockey, as they’re dropping it from their roster of sports. What a way to end it.

It’s a bit more than that.
It’s literally being perceived among our fellow Americans alternately as either the best of times or the worst of times.

That’s remarkable. And worthy of comment/take.

Listen, I don’t drink and drive, nor really ever drink to be honest with you, but 0.083 is barely over the limit in the US. Given the fact he was just over the limit; how much of a lightweight or a shitty driver do you have to be to be “driving over a median and nearly into head-on traffic” at 0.083?