One of the best unproduced screenplays I ever read was by Ron Shelton, who wrote Bull Durham and Tin Cup. It was about a shortstop and second baseman who fall in love and then have to hide it from everyone. I’d always wondered if he’d based it on anyone. Now I wonder if he had heard that same rumor.

Are you new here?

“Pardon me?”

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Thanks for giving this Texas fan one decent memory this basketball season.

Only difference is that Jordan usually follows that by muttering to himself “I can still take him, though”

Hey, Tim: I don’t video game. The last game thing I bought was a used copy of FIFA96 for the PC, and I didn’t even broadband then.

Your threshold for “involves physical activity” is pretty fucking low.

That’s great! You can also use handles, like a pair of hex dumbbells, or even two benches side by side.

Part of starting up a new area of coverage means introducing (and reintroducing!) characters to our readers, even if they would be familiar to hardcore fans like you. I wrote about Zverev last fall, at the very beginning of my tennis coverage. When I covered him again in January, I wrote about him in a way that did…

Knobloch syndrome is not named after Chuck Knoblauch. However, if there was a thing called Knoblauch syndrome, it would probably be something like an inability to stop beating your wife.

At first I thought the girl up top with the mop deserved an assist, but watching it again I don’t think anybody at the top of the stairs even touched that rat. He runs/falls down the steps on his own, and then he meets the slapshot of 2017 as a reward for his troubles.

Not sure what shower girl did, but middle two did nothing but shriek. Downstairs, you the real MVP.

As long as the victim gets a restraining order commanding Richardson to stay 3 yards away at all times, she shouldn’t have any more problems with him.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the Colts that T-Rich was worth a first round pick.

You are the greatest Hinkie Truther of them all. You really think winning a championship is all about playing the percentages don’t you? Sam would be proud.

One of these cars is made in America, using American motors, American parts, and American materials!

This.

Wait, are you talking about other people? Why would you care about what happens to other people?

Today I learned Kansas State was a “world-class university”.