Jim Tomsula would shake his head at this story. There are at least fifteen ways he could have made it home without spending money or breaking the law.

People with cancer have enough problems without having the Cleveland Browns root for them.

Pretty amazing - but not surprising - that the Browns can somehow find a way to lose on their bye week.

To be fair to the NFL, it would be pretty awkward for the entire Browns teams’ shoes to say “please trade me to literally any other team”

so very messi

He reminds me of Jimmy Johnson going to Miami. A suxxessful coach who needs complete control suddenly confronted with an entrenched culture uwilling to cede it. It’s doomed from the start. There’s even the perfect Marino/Rooney parallel of the washed up icon, whom the coached realizes too late that the former star has…

He doesn’t have to shave everything.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Fouts needs to tone it down a tad.

I’m trying to come up with a Falcons pun but I’m drawing a Blank

Can confirm: feels fucking excellent.

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

Why? It worked out fine for them. Do you think they should politely decline the payoff spot?

Why?

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Someone needs to have a Word with these teams. They need to change their Outlook on women. Hopefully they’re able to Access their better angels.

What sick fuck checks for poop like that? You either peak in the top, smell or pat on the outside. your brother is one disturbed motherfucker.

When my kids were in diapers, I NEVER did that style of diaper check and have never understood those who do.