He should be banned from the sidelines. Put some goggles and a helmet on that motherfucker and line him up at tailback.

Good call wearing WR gloves, there’s high chance of catching a Tannehill pass in those seats!

While I found it somewhat heartening that so many Liberty students signed that petition protesting Falwell Jr.’s support for Trump in the wake of Pussygate...ultimately, you’re right. The “uneducated and easily led” part of that famous description of evangelicals certainly applies here.

Holy shit.

MaCaw looks like he accidentally came out of his grave

That’s McCaw on the left. That’s Art Briles on the right, wearing a tie I had in 1996.

It is literally nothing like that.

C’mon. If Fisher was really trying to embarrass Robinson in front of his family, he would have made him go out on the field with the rest of the Rams starters.

Capela: 12.4 pts, 8.7 rebounds, 2.0 blocks, 48% FT, $1.2 million

“Pros and Cons” is what all publicly financed stadiums the Cincinnati Bengals should be called

Zygi played the rubes, jamming Minnesotans silly

You got here from Deadspin (like me), didn’t you. We both know your comment would be softcore over there. Know your audience, I guess!

There are two ways this can shake out.

The Browns going 0-16 is the equivalent of a famed, elderly film director on the verge of receiving a lifetime achievement Oscar coming out of nowhere to make a great film and deservedly win the award for real.

Brilliant. Logical. +1

Holy god, watching that video was an amazing display of 1970s technology and a generally disinterested play by play guy, enveloped in the oddest choice of music and graphics.

If the man has a lien on his TV, he should get his finances in order before starting any beefs.

Yeah, I fucked this up and don’t know how to edit or delete it. I feel shame.

Riveting stuff.

What are you hoping to accomplish here, exactly?

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