This is SO fucking petty & juvenile. This guy reminds me of a petulant brat that would rather break his toys than let anyone else play with them. So basically what this re-animated pile of bloody fecal matter is saying is "You wanna get married you can't come to our clubhouse you have to go somewhere else & THEY won't…

Sucks I'm at work and thus without my usual Kinja login, so stuck down in the greys. Again.

This story doesn't even compare...

Yaasss wedding fights are the best.

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After the babies were born, I'd sometimes forget about them—not in a leave-them-in-the-car way, but, like, when they'd wake me up at night I'd be confused for a few seconds. "What the fuck is that godawful noise? Oh, yeah... it's you. You're a thing."

It happened with all three kids. New babies are brain-fucks, man.

"You've already been violated. It's just not worth it. It's too much humiliation."

Yes, it made me think of Jesus in a rage flipping over the money-changers' tables. I just can't imagine what the conversations are around this in the archbishop's little coven. "Screw it, those people deserved to be molested because they were... alive and vulnerable"? I mean, what do they think God thinks about all…

This seems apt:

YES! This "we must include everyone" bs had to stop, it teaches kids 1, that they can't say , and 2, that they can get wtf ever they want. I hated that crap as my kids were little! And they're both totally not popular, but fuck that, they're better off. We teach them it's ok to not be friends, it's ok to not like…

I had a crush on a girl from the time I was four until I was fifteen or so. She was always nice about it, but was never into me. I wish to the sweet baby Jesus, an adult— because everyone knew— had given me the talk you gave to your son.

A+ parenting. thank you.

This is for real and is so easy to incorporate.

DS on the playground — so-and-so won't let me join their game. Me — it's ok for them to have their own game, even though it's disappointing to not be included. what not start your own game and ask some-other-kid to join you?

Usually that works out well. No one is bad.…

Not to mention how many of them are structured to make it look like the WOMAN is being awful. Like, ugh, what a stuck up bitch! She wants to keep dating her stable seeming handsome doctor boyfriend instead of this zany type who keeps showing up every goddamn where she goes? WOMenzzz!

My question is for all the people who may not like the way the mom handled this—what SHOULD she do? I think, as a parent of a young man, that this did not name names, was not insulting, was from a distance and was a teaching moment for her daughter. I am sure she already taught her daughter how to say "no", firmly and…

I'm reading this in the office instead of working (as always) and I noticed I had started whistling "Every Breath You Take" as I finished the article.

FALSE! Having kids only ruins your body is that's what happens to your body. There's no "letting it" or "not letting it." The best you can to is mitigate the damage (for lack of a better word) by eating right, exercising, etc etc etc all that jazz. Bodies are gonna do what they're gonna do, and the control we have…

All the stars to the lady entrepreneur who out-trolled Mr. Shit-on-me.

I know she was put through the ringer at a very young age simply for making the wrong choice (one that many young women do) and getting involved with the most public person in the world. It must have been hell. But the fact that she is making a comeback as of late makes me wonder if there aren't people out there…