I was a fat kid, so that doesn’t actually bother me, per se.

Look at Mr (or Ms) Fancy over here wearing pants around the house! Are you expecting a visit from the Pope? Typically when I get home, I take my pants off, sometimes I’ll put on a pair of shorts, and keep on my golf shirt I wore to work because why bother.

I hope you’re right, I’m 40 and just bought a Shark stick vac. I love it so much I can’t imagine my life without it.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome: Truck Edition

Yes, when they’re used for towing...

It sucks being the oldest person in the room.

Yeah, either a monkey or a kid.  Maybe he’s trying to avenge the death of the kid’s mother.

My impression is they’re concentrating more on selling the volume vehicles to people with bad credit.

I’m having some confusing feelings...

I suggested to Jolie Kerr that she come and help you.  She liked the idea, but that was at least a year ago...

I have a 1978 J10 that I hope to work on this spring.  I’m moving back to the farm (farmlet?) where I grew up and I plan on at least getting it cleaned up and running again.  I said this a couple of years ago, but my plans then fell through, but we’ve sold our house here in SC, and we have to get out by the end of the…

“Out in the middle of nowhere”

He should immediately be fired... out of a cannon. 

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My coworkers are used to it.

What! Next you’ll tell me that Soviet Russia wasn’t just one homogeneous society!

I love that commercial.

That was such a profound moment on Star Trek: TNG.

I hope not.

pass the Grey Poupon mothafuckas)