“Can I just back my convoy of dump trucks up to the loading dock”

Arrivederci is definitively proven not to be John Green’s burner account.

I have 6 coworkers. A customer gave me $10,000. Am I legally obligated to tell each one to ‘suck it’ before I leave, or can I yell one blanket “All y’all can suck it” on the way out the door?

I definitely wasn’t slagging on the dude’s physique.

3rd Gear: At least they’re keeping it in a former colony. Britain for the British, as we used to say about India!

My cousin said something on Facebook about having a conversation with a friend about a polarizing topic and still being friends.  I told her scientists needed to study her.

I can’t drive this car down the stairs, that would be crazy!

I think this is what happens when people who aren’t skinny wear skinny jeans. I think he might have a little extra around the middle (it can’t be much anyway) and is trying to obscure that with the over-sized t-shirt.

THAT WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

That seems quite likely.

Jazz cigarettes?

Agreed.

I knew about this system, but I never knew the valve kept the tire pressure at 26 PSI, so I always thought you could let all the pressure out of the tire and not realize it or forget to blow it back up.

QuikTrip stores (at least all of the ones I’ve seen) have free air compressors.

You learned something, you shouldn’t be embarrassed.  ;)

+1

While I wouldn’t necessarily be opposed to day, DT is the only Jeep enthusiast-wrencher that I have a nerd crush on and occasionally wonder if he’s taking care of himself, eating and whatnot. 

Yes, that’s what I intended.