they can work each end and get it moving around,

She was embarrassed that she didn’t know something that simple.  And she didn’t have the answer sheet handy.

The text size options in Kinja are meant to troll us.

Guards: “Please stop or we’ll have to send a strongly-worded letter to your commander, eh! Soorry, eh!!

I think we all know the Miata is overweight and over-sized. It’s just ridiculous.

You also shouldn’t put them in the pockets of your hoodie, even if you need your hands to put out feed and wrangle the door on the coop, and even if you think “It’ll be ok, I’ll be really careful,”

Soo... is that like a dom/sub thing or just an obscure writing technique?

If it had been my car, it would have been on fire.

The danger of breaking your arm makes it so much more exciting.

Unregardless of Tesla itself, IT’S A TERRIBLE FUCKING IDEA TO PUT ALL YOUR MONEY IN ONE STOCK.  I met a guy back at the turn of the century who had worked at Enron and had most of his retirement in Enron stock and was at or past the age he thought he would retire and he was out hustling selling ad space in a motel in…

*Nimrod-a

We have options...

All those snowflakes would get the fee-fees hurt.

The fine is only enough if it drives the company out of business. And no, I’m not worried about the people working for the companies. They can get legitimate jobs not working for scam operations.

And why does every spam call (that I actually answer) hang up when I answer, or play a message and hang up?  Every time!  We were getting multiple calls per day from (supposedly) the collections department of a credit card company on a phone line for my department at work.  When I answered, it hung up.  When I called…

Some lady called me saying that.  When I was trying to explain what happens, she started talking again.  I told her if she’d shut her trap I would tell her what happened.  Then she got mad.

Quick answer....and I mean this in the nicest possible way.

Of Course!  I didn’t quite get that part of the gag!

There was already documentation of this in The New York Sun almost 200 years a