I should have been... but I wasted my youth trying to be an adult.

This is kind of like that Marauder that couple bought apparently as an ‘investment’ and apparently never let the tires touch the ground (the horror). If I had screw-you money, I would have bought it, then when they asked (probably) if I had a trailer or flat-bed on the way to pick it up, I’d just say, “Naw, I’m gonna…

That’s actually pretty generous...

What if the third choice is a cyanide pill?

There might be one nerd out there who has nostalgia for that exact car and wrote an app or something and fell into a pile of screw-you money that would buy it.  But unless they find that one nerd, they’re not going to move that car without cutting that price in half.  And by half, I mean from $8988 to $88.

Didn’t your parents teach you not to eat the mushrooms growing in the woods bath mat?

Brochacho

I used to see this Studebaker Ranger around occasionally.

WHAT NEXT... APPLAUD GAYS IN THE BEDROOM?

You can’t hold the phone to your ear with one hand, hold your coffee with the other, and still steer your vehicle safely!

In my old Matrix, if it sensed any weight in the passenger seat, it would keep beeping.  Even if the seat back was folded over forward so it was physically impossible for anyone to be sitting in it, it would beep.  So if I put any weight in it at all, I also had to fasten the seat belt.

^^^ This dude called it!!!

No one said to stop doing that. Especially pictures with Patrick Dempsey.

KNAWLEDGE

Rich douches can look like they just rolled out of bed.

Thanks for reminding me of that nightmare fuel.

I have often found the best tasting fruit on the side of the road.

Hmmmmmm... buttery emails.