I like these videos better:

Just like that giant pile of garbage that New York launched into space on Futurama.

Then give her a day with a GT and Patrick Dempsey.

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sexually aroused by watching pollen fall on a hot, exposed stamen.

I would consider it then, then I’d say “Naw, fuck y’all.  You had your chance.”

Graham Cracker does have a long-term partner (I think somewhat hidden away), so he’s not as repressed as Mr. Regular’s character.

Yours is different.  It was tailored to the specific article. ;)

Sergio already saw the baskets full of money this mofo would make.

At least it isn’t one of the German brands...

“I have a degree in mid-century kitsch”

Why do all the manufacturers run around in circles on the Nürburgring? Marketing/Attention Whores.

For that matter, police reports.  “High rate of speed” -> “fast”

I think you mean the Department of Repetitive and Redundant Department.

Shit, that’s what I was thinking about.  Bless you.

THERES NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT

I just thought they looked like buttholes. Not something unpleasant like that.

Maybe just get out and punch the guy?

You get the weight reduction whether they fall out or fall out and get ground into pink mist.