I would consider it then, then I’d say “Naw, fuck y’all.  You had your chance.”

Graham Cracker does have a long-term partner (I think somewhat hidden away), so he’s not as repressed as Mr. Regular’s character.

Yours is different.  It was tailored to the specific article. ;)

Sergio already saw the baskets full of money this mofo would make.

At least it isn’t one of the German brands...

“I have a degree in mid-century kitsch”

Why do all the manufacturers run around in circles on the Nürburgring? Marketing/Attention Whores.

For that matter, police reports.  “High rate of speed” -> “fast”

I think you mean the Department of Repetitive and Redundant Department.

Shit, that’s what I was thinking about.  Bless you.

THERES NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT

I just thought they looked like buttholes. Not something unpleasant like that.

Maybe just get out and punch the guy?

You get the weight reduction whether they fall out or fall out and get ground into pink mist.

That sound oddly specific...

WEIGHT REDUCTION, BRO!

i’m laughing... at a mom-corpse joke

Something like this?

Great article, Elizabeth. Even Especially if there are a few fragile snowflakes show got their drawers in a twist. I just have to remember to stop clicking on ‘load more comments’ more than once since it seems like that’s where the real ding-dongs start.