THANK YOU!

The PLU code for black walnuts is 4944 (what cashiers type into the register for produce that doesn’t have a barcode).

I literally almost told my husband and his mother “If you two don’t stop bickering, I’m going to turn this car around and go home” one time.  Of course there were plenty other times I wanted to just drive off a cliff.

You didn’t even mention the divider, tho.  I wanted one a few times before my mother-in-law died.

+1

Just based on how many people voted for Brexit that didn’t even know what they were voting for, that makes sense.

I would call him daddy.

Or they shredded them so they don’t have them anymore. You don’t know how far up this goes! And now we’ve commented on it so we’re in The System!!!

Sooo... constantly, right?

“We really appreciate you reaching out, but will respectfully decline to comment right now,” Tech:NYC spokesperson Will Chabot told Jalopnik.

*blush*

He’s practicing to be the sub jerking off two dudes in a gay porn.

“That asshole looks like he’s the sub jerking off two dudes in some gay porn.

I know! I was horny for some up-skirt shots!

I’m trying to loosen up and be a little less prescriptivist , but fuck them. That is literally wrong. My college English professor always said if you have Merriam Webster dictionary, you’re worse off than having no dictionary at all. And now I know why.

That looked so dope until I realized that I’m so clumsy I’m sure I couldn’t do anything on skates, and bending over like that would hurt my back, so if I could even stay upright long enough to engage the Chainsaw Propulsion Device, I’d probably fall on top of it.

Who cares about stopping? That kind of talk is for pussies!

When I was in high school, in the early-mid 90's, my cousin, who was my age, had a Reliant or Aries (I don’t know?) then put in a sound system that cost him more than the car. I believe the car broke down and he couldn’t fix it fairly soon after that (IDK if it was too expensive to fix, after he shot his wad on the…

Damn, that’s a deep cut!