Yes, nerdy/hot Jeff Goldblum caused a lot of confusing feeling in me around that time as well.

Do they have any of those Ayahuasca retreats there? That could explain a lot...

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

I was already going to watch it, but had low expectations because of what looked like a local news logo on the bottom of the screen, but now I’m intrigued...

Plot Twist: Elizabeth Werth is Torches pseudonym.  Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?  I know I haven’t...

*makes jerking motion*

Damn. 31 sounds so young now... Like that’s young enough that I would question if it was a good idea to date you. Although it would be a relief not being the attractive one in the relationship.

I wish I could give you another star for your avatar. Cheers!

That didn’t surprise me at all. I saw him in this video some time ago and I just loved him:

Damn!! I wish I had thought of that!!!

It would be terrible to not want to see that.

It’s also apparently a way to cover up a hit by an intelligence agency, it makes it look like an accident or suicide and disgraces/discredits the target.

That’s funny, I’ve been thinking I want bagpipes. Not at the graveside, but throughout the funeral. That way, everyone will remember me.

Graham Cracker even has a partner, but shits on everyone else.

faster than most of us can gain weight on vacation,

It would be appropriate to name it after American food.  See also: Chop Suey.

I like the way you think about screw-you money. Except I wouldn’t televise it.  

And that jumpsuit is perfect for him.

Agreed. I have a problem with homophobes whether they’re homos or not.

OF COURSE!!!