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The US is important to Buick in that if they stop selling in the US, they will lose appeal to buyers in China.

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I haven’t watched this video all the way through, I haven’t needed it since I tore up my lawnmower and gave up for the season anyway, so IDK how it works:

#WAKEUPSHEEPLE

That was some quality satire. They really committed to the bit, like that kid with the homemade Ferarri (sic) t-shirt (with a Mustang logo on it) that was parodying someone.

Not tooo bad, I guess,

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I was thinking this was about a TC by Maserati, but it’s close enough:

Dirt daubers build nests in the ground AND:

Run? I’d be too busy shitting my pants and telling Jesus I believe in him again please do something, or just strike me dead quickly and painlessly.

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I actually saved one, with each picture, from Facebook Marketplace. It wasn’t even as bad as that. I think the thing that prompted me to save it was the giant muffler on the front that stuck up like a tractor muffler. It’s on my computer at home, if I can remember, I’ll post it.

Those vents just sound like a nightmare. Yeah, I guess they look cool, but you have to aim them through the touch screen and they have some sort of electronically controlled servos or something controlling/aiming them, which is just so unnecessary.

I have a truck because I want the versa-utility (dat V8 doesn’t hurt), but I’m not trying to overcompensate for the size of my ding-a-ling.  As stated in another thread, I’m not concerned what people think about it.

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I would, but you’re entitled to your own opinion. Besides, I already feel like shit, I don’t need to get beat up on top of that.

Mud daubers? No, they ruin sooo much stuff - they build in electric motors on tools, engines on tractors n’shit.  Nope, fuck them.

Uncle Pulltab?  That checks out.

a crew actually working out of that El Camino could actually put stuff into and take stuff out of the bed of it without needing a God damned stepladder.

Is there such a think as non-erotic fan fiction?

A lady racecar driver? Who ever heard of such a thing?