The gay part of me is the “Let’s fix up the house” or “Can you help me run the board through the table saw, I’m building shit” kind of gay.

I would have looked at Ridgelines (would have had to be first gen) if they made one with a shorter cab and 6' bed.

touché

Plebeian fool...

Please say they had backup copies...

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I was born when my half-brother was 31 and already had his three kids (so my nephews and niece are older than me). Now I’m 40 and he’s half-dead.

I saw some Traction Avants at the EURO Auto Festival (which is coming up!) and was surprised at how small they are.

There are grown-ass adults who were born the year I graduated high school.

Yeesh, that thing always looked to me like it wanted to be put out of its misery.

He didn’t even have to incite other people to violence.  He’d beat the fuck out of you himself.

Thank you for your service. One of the first things I do in the morning is check COTD and NPCP. Even as a gay man, I have enjoyed your COTD awards. I’ve always liked the descriptions and especially when other people point out she’s using a hammer to change an oil filter or she should be wearing eye protection or…

I didn’t know this was a problem.  I would have thought anyone cool enough to drive stick would know how to drive it.

PLOT TWIST: They’re not rolled down.  They’re gone.

The backstory:

I’m gay and I stutter, but I’m white so I don’t get too much shit, except when people seem to think I’m retarded (I know no one is retarded now, you have a developmental delay, but I used that word on purpose)

If we’re not careful with that, we wouldn’t have any states left...

I mean, I could probably get kicked out of the Klan. Well, I just would be let in in the first place.  He built them a clubhouse then there was something about how he went crazy and barricaded himself in his house and had a standoff with the police.  I never have heard the whole story behind that.  While he was in…

No, my husband’s cousin. Her father was his mother’s brother.  And an even bigger piece of shit.  Like got kicked out of the Klan for being too crazy piece of shit.