There’s a difference in a big engine in a car no one would suspect, and a car that no one would want to look at.

This is what I love about Jalopnik.  Any idiot off the street can say “LS swap”, but it takes people who are both passionate and truly insane to come up with something like this.

BOUGHT NOT BUILT

When I was in traffic court, for... reasons, there was a fellow there that was near a collision, the traffic had backed up and he didn’t see it in time (was driving too fast) and ran off the road and hit and knocked down a sign, but didn’t hurt the car badly, so he kept going (I’m not sure now if he stopped, he…

Just Jeepin’: Lookin’ up shit when even I’m too lazy to.

Or thinking hard about wanting to report what could be as serious as an attempted vehicular assault, and having the truck driver now know his/her name...

They’re good dogs, Brent.

“Jay walking” was deliberately called that because ‘jay’ had a meaning similar to redneck or hick, so they were calling people who crossed the street between crosswalks country hicks who didn’t know how to get around.  

At least she knows she has a blind spot.  Sometimes it seems like people forget the windshield is there to look through.  

And in this case was wrong anyway.

You had me at front bench seat.

Finally, someone who understands the true spirit of Meh Car Monday.

They probably didn’t care one way or the other.

I think most people forgot about G6, and you’re way too excited about Meh-Car Monday.  If you get excited, it won’t see its shadow and we’ll have 6 more weeks of Camrys.

Thoroughly cleaned

There’s an alternate universe where David Tracy has screw-you money, buys this thing, and takes it to Moab.

Eventually you’ll be quoted in a police report saying “I can take on anyone in this laundromat!”