David Allan Coe will live forever.

One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in his bed he had been changed into a big-ass fucking bug.

Hi, Ishmael Motherfucker!

How dare you mock the wounds of our Savior?

Beavis and Butthead popularized that one.

They're werewolves.

Porn industry goes tits up! And it's all because of Silicone Valley.

It can be seen from both hemispheres.

One of them stopped being gay later, though. Maybe somebody will write a children's book about THAT!

No, it's racist. Who decides which types of character are "better" than others?

Does it have to be to the fanfare, or can you use the Dancing Song?

It…doesn't…fit.

Silver Stick in Waiting to the Queen.

There was some kind of rights problem.

(never mind, it was an obvious joke anyway)

Like Facebook, but for other body parts.

No, that's just the way they're portrayed in our media. You have to allow a certain dramatic license, otherwise no human actor could play them, and no human audiences could identify with them.

You mean Ey-cheya, his pet Sehlat?

"Human women are too…fragile."

Because it's hard to know for sure.