And now let us hie to Valhalla!!!

I think he means he found love on the subway. Violent, savage love.

Just wait til we have sex robots, and then they halt mid-rut every so often in order to whisper an ad into your ear.

How alt-husserian

Fake news!

In other words, it just feels like there's something missing.

My favorite romance ad of all time was from the Bay Guardian: "Beavis seeks Butthead to light my fire."

Who doesn't? In fact that's too mainstream to count as a fetish.

Japan? No, wait, they don't like sex anymore over there.
4chan? Tumblr? But you probably want something in meatspace.
How about a sex robot?
Wait, I know—A mega-church.

What are you, a gerbler?

And you'll never believe what happened next!

Meanwhile, openly dead "Weekend at Bernie's" reboot is gay.

Like "Gone with the Windex"?

I am Groot!

Mine's Krypton.

Any Mahabharata fans out there?

Was it the underpants that gave it away?

(Trying to recall if I was ever involved in running a dystopian patriarchal theocracy)

Is this the same sort of academia that gives us books like "The Physics of Star Trek"?

It was big, but the powers that be had hoped for even more.