Gay sex is icky. Lesbian sex is hot. There, that's MY armchair fieldwork.

They're different colors because different wavelengths of light are being reflected by the medichlorians inside.

And Ghost Rider should be riding Devil Dinosaur, not some hippie elephant.

Not until somebody turns it into an opera, dammit. No, not the Queen song—a real opera, something monumental and tragic. The story already fulfills the Aristotelian unities.

Naw, it's Marxist jargon. "Rootless cosmopolitanism" is the usual translation. (It means Jews.)

"All right, I'll pay for the surgery."

Imagine the public reaction if Trump were seen riding with the Hell's Angels. Well, Putin belongs to a similar motorcycle club, the Night Wolves. That's not something you can explain away as a requirement of Realpolitik.

Could have kept the comic-relief Russians, though.

The Canary Islands are actually named after dogs, not canaries. Truth.

We all have canines. The rest is just hair.

Just think—thousands of years in the future, aliens will probably be receiving signals of this beamed into space, and they'll use it to decode our entire civilization, which they'll know only as the "Air Bud" culture.

His drag name was Rin Ten Titties.

That makes it sound like some kind of porn thing.

Beethoven's 5th Movement.

They should have gone with "Chess Bud."

In that case, wouldn't he have just used the Arabic script, like Obama did with his secret-message ring? Thus spake Trumpathustra:

But seriously, it seems to have begun as his Twitter typo (which never got corrected) for "coverage."

How about Sharks vs. Dunkirk?

I think it's more for the series' deep philosophical themes.

"Then who's vice president—Honey Boo-Boo?"