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Ah-ha! You swore this was a bow-tie, but now I find you wearing it on your head!

Master, if my right hand causes me to sin, what should I do?

He should work for TSA.

To the average redneck dad, being "non-binary" vs. being a "hetero-leaning bi cross-dresser" is not much of a distinction.

If Picard says "tea, Earl Grey," and he gets something reconstituted / zapped into existence that isn't exactly "tea, Earl Grey," isn't that dishonest business practice? Isn't that like serving Pepsi when a customer orders "coke," or margarine when a customer wants "butter"? Or is stuff from the replicator free?

(Throws furniture)

In your fantasy, were you strapped down while the Klingons whipped you under Wesley Crusher's supervision?

TOD was my favorite of the films. I don't understand why Spielberg is so dissatisfied with it. Sure there are some rough edges (jumping out of an airplane onto the Himalayas on a raft, then floating to what looks like Rajastan?), but the best parts are very entertaining (hello, banquet scene!), and John Williams's…

Not at all. Kali is, after all, the patron goddess of Calcutta, the cultural center of the Hindu Renaissance. As I recall, the most public controversy over religious antinomianism came as a reaction to a Vaishnava guru. (Can't remember the group, but Gandhi's parents were members who left).

I remember the time somebody wrote both him and Isadora Allman ("Ask Isadora," a now-defunct competitor) the immortal question, "Do vegans swallow?" Isadora had the best responses, considering that vegans started writing in with their personal philosophies.

Well, it's true.

Now imagine the "muggings" and "rape" wings of the Ghetto Museum.

One day, the power elite may say the same about MLK and affirmative action.

I struggle to think of any successful black-dominated country or region. The nearest historical analogue to this scenario would be Haiti, or maybe Liberia.

Sounds like a great place to just…hang!

Designed by a Jew, by the way. (Really.)

That's not the "Stars and Bars" flag.

If you're thinking of getting (heh heh) shackled together.

And when the slaves were emancipated, their former owners didn't receive any compensation at all. Their descendents should sue for reparations.