Singapore didn't secede. They were kicked out of the Federation of Malaya.

I will not let you go!

More than meets the eye…

THIS IS AMERICA, USE THE ENGLISH WORD !!!

"Autofellatio" was right there! EVERYBODY performs onanistic sexual acts.

Don't forget his summer project—a Middle East peace deal.

I heard of somebody who could do that, and it was described as his "party trick" too. I guess I just go to boring parties.

And to think he gave up his marriage for this.

In a few months the headlines will read.

He should be a new supervillain. They could call him the Cursor.

Nobody thought Obama was incompetent.

How long before Trump tweets his own cock photo?

I like how none of his communications directors seem very good at, you know, communicating. Scaramucci sounds like some kind of Godfather parody.

They are predators.

I thought The Artist was deserving.

I heard they were all going to die, then come back to life, and then have a big dance scene with Stan Lee doing the John Travolta "Saturday Night Fever" dance. Plus a bunch of spin-offs.

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It's very rousing, and the leads are good in it, but there are big story problems.

Don't forget "Daredevil." I bet tons of blind people watched that and were inspired to… oh, wait.

Is there an Oscar for Best Guitar Solo?