"Don't have a cow, man!" was briefly the catch-phrase of the day.

I bet "The Turner Diaries" would make a great TV series.

The same complaints could be made about American "heroes" and the stars and stripes. When will SJWs show some consistency in their butt-hurt?

So is it Coke with Zero Sugar, or Coke Zero with Sugar?

Serious question: Why can't the military accomodate disabled people? Not for every job, obviously, but a lot of things could be opened up to them.

Also, a new acting FBI director would appear somehow, so his work would never be done.

Also velcro.

If she had ESP, then she'd feel the same desire as him, right? So they'd bone.

Maybe they can exchange nipple clamps with their fathers during one of those save-it-for-marriage promise ceremonies.

There is that.

I think he should be honest with his step-daughter. Not too-much-information level honesty (avoid mentioning boners), but frankly tell her that he loves her, but she's getting too old to sit on his lap, he wants to do what's right and avoid behavior that could be interpreted as creepy, etc. She'll understand, sooner…

Give me your wife's phone number, please.

But…Monica never went to the dry-cleaner!

You will be forced to worship Mystery Babylon, Mother of Harlots, for times time and half a time.

There are a much of these. One of the best is "The Rapture" (1991), starring David Duchovny. In the 1970's there were several in the "A Thief in the Night" series, in which future Christians get guillotined. "The Omega Code" and its sequel are great cheesefests. And…should we count "devil movies" like the Omen series?

I couldn't make it past four, and I'm obsessed with religion. They were bad novels.

What if they sign a release form under duress?

Mexican Indians bred them for food.

My brother-in-law's wank magazines showed atrocity photos from the Rape of Nanjing. (His sisters were helping him move and they found them.)

But the antichrist will be a European, so he should be using an EU barcode, not UPC.