All I ask is that WW wear a disco outfit, like Cathy Lee Crosby's, and that she do the twirl.

This Twitter link does not contain the editorial. It links to the Wapo site, which is BEHIND A FUCKING PAYWALL.

Did your sources say why? (Not that I'm doubting that he had a good reason.)

Or at least, last a very long time.

That's what that article was about. Plus some speculation about why.

I want to see a mustachio'd white hunter handing out rifles to drugged, hyptnotized gorillas.

The Whores Whisperer

So he joins the cast of "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo."

I want to see a Rashomon-style movie centered on the Clinton / Lewinsky blow-job.

"Ah understand yore concerns. Ah'm really moah of an ass man mahself."

If Bill did write it, they should spell out all the Southern-pronunciated words.

The hero should have a kick-ass nickname, like "The Energizer."

Been done, huh? Oh well, they say there are only 7 basic stories altogether.

"Them Duke boys make you wear them slutty britches?"

Okay, as Clinton's ghost-writer, here's what I'd have it be. An inner-city black kid works at a McDonalds where President…Patterson? fine, Patterson, likes to stop by after jogging. Little does he know that years ago, his mother…

"If I Did It"?

Did everybody see her Wonderella guest-appearance?

But can he sing?

Remember the Orc-birthing scenes from Jackson's "Lord of the Rings"?

(Hangs head, sulks away dejected)