Or Rob Liefeld pecs!

Couldn't they just retcon him NOT to be Reed's descendant?

It wasn't a raptor. It was a penis.

What if the Skrulls infiltrated Hydra, so there was a conspiracy within the conspiracy?

No one would dare say her name on TV.

Well the Shazam universe had the first Hillbilly Marvel.

He'll have a huge afro.

Time dilation.

We saw the Black Widow's birth year. She would have been about six years old at most if she joined the KGB.

Also very, very tiny.

Carol was an alcoholic in the 1990s and called herself "Warbird." But dressed in a swimsuit. If they made it the 1970s they could have kept the "Ms. Marvel" name.

SKRULL QUEEN: (bangs gavel) "Oyez oyez, hear ye, hear ye, I now call this meeting to order. First on the agenda is the name change issue. It's been suggested that 'Skrulls' has a negative vibe, and that we need a new name like the 'Awesromes.' Comments from the floor?"

"If thine eye offend thee…"

Ever seen a pirate with two peg legs?

Right—your other senses will compensate. (Radiation helps.)

So Bill was innocent, and it was only his clone who did it. Then who was the clone copying?

The first time we had Flappers, now we've got Fappers.

He also carried a lightsabre, because who remembered the Star Wars movies in the early 1990s? The Harras era was fun, though. Every Avengers era has some stupid thing or two to live down.

One-piece or bikini?

Uh, traditions are not static? Maybe they didn't want their king to be confused with Batman. Or maybe his suit, like the Vision's, modifies itself in accordance with how the wearer is feeling at the moment. In real life, the last few popes have modified their pope costumes.