Wikipedia renders it ไทเกอร์ วูดส์ . The first element is the Thai word for "tiger" (thus a calque), while the second is a phonetic rendering of his English surname "Woods." His real name is apparently Eldrick.

Aack!

Maybe we should demarcate the seasons according to sports and movie seasons. Summer is baseball and tentpole blockbusters.

Shirley MacLaine said that too—that people tended to confuse them. (In "It's All in the Playing")

Shirley MacLaine praises him in "It's All in the Playing," her memoir about filming the 1987 TV miniseries adaptation of her earlier memoir "Out On a Limb." In the miniseries, Heard played "David Manning," a composite of MacLaine's spiritual teachers including UFO buffs Billy Meier and Charles Silva. Here they are in…

Like a cross between "Bulworth" and "Springtime for Hitler."

Are you sure they're not saying "po-faced"?

I figure Trump's more like a Batman villain, with some inexplicable compulsion that becomes his calling card.

Google "Lolita Express"

I'd be concerned for their safety.

I think virtually everybody understands that Trump's religiosity is more or less limited to putting down "Presbyterian" whenever he has to fill out a form or something.

(Quickly reviews Camille Paglia's concept of the "Arc of Transcendence")

Or do they store them in some sort of Kremlin archive? For that matter, they could have saved Trump's semen for use in some unholy scientific experiment.

Christian leaders would say "Oh well, at least we got a couple of Supreme Court nominees out of it."

It wouldn't be the most outrageous thing he's done.

Yellow journalism?

They could have announced "Luke Cage / Iron Fist". Maybe that would have worked better.

Do you think there will ever be a comics award called the McFarlane?

Can anybody tell me how to translate "The king is a fink!" into Thai?

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