This. While the complaints regarding Metzger are valid and I’m glad to see he’s facing repercussions for his statements, it is absolutely bullshit that there’s an expectation that people respond to the Internet Mob in real time. Presumably Schumer just fired someone she has (at least in the past) considered a personal…

Yes! Why do people feel soo entitled to her space? She’s fired the guy and called him out as an ass. There’s nothing left for her to say to you... I'd block you too!

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

I’m so happy.

I don’t understand how people who claim to want to be part of a movement for criminal justice reform can insist that even someone who was acquitted has to carry around the burden of guilt for the rest of his life so that the accusation defines him forever. Restorative justice - the idea that we want to rehabilitate…

Why do you keep telling us Kara is fine? Could you please provide a picture of her holding the day’s newspaper because your reassurances are not reassuring.

KATIE, I’M STARTING TO THINK KARA’S NOT FINE. WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO HER? THIS IS ALL A CONSPIRACY.

Hm, weird you’re in the greys...

I served you chicken last week so to ask me to edit and publish this now was a bold move.

Brave.

BTW the one I’ve gotten so far is a really strong start.

This is a personal favorite!

this one is my all time favorite. it’s really satisfying :)

“You’re a prison” is such a good comeback.

More because he cracks me up

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.