You’re reading a “... for Hillary” where this post does not include one. Donald Trump does not do anything for anyone who is not Donald Trump.

1. *skims title and clicks link*
2. *watches video*
3. “why would io9 do this? slow day or what?”
4. *close tab and refresh jezebel*
5. *notices same post is on jezebel, reads post author’s name*
6. *confusion over*

I once bought a gluten free cookie because it was made with maple syrup and whole almonds, so I couldn’t resist.... and it tasted like sand (well, maple syrup flavoured sand with whole almonds in it).

Very disappointed you did not journalist your way into that huddle. Tell the one blocking your way that the others already talked. Let her fear of being the odd man out do your work for you.

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

Looks to me like it’s definitely “Heartlight Ministries”. Here’s a link about teen sexuality:
https://www.heartlightministries.org/2016/02/teen-g…

California has banned them, but even if all 50 states outlaw this type of abuse therapy, they’ll just relocate to other countries like the Dominican Republic (where the documentary Kidnapped For Christ was filmed).

This is a nice punctuation mark on a conversation I had this morning with someone who said that people should stop talking about LGB rights because “they can get married what else do they want.”

Xander can fly and shapeshift? Man, I really need to rewatch Buffy.

Does severe depression count?

“Depends, who are they?”

Shush, let her speak.

10/10 bureaucrats would prank

Dude, it wasn’t even a power plant in Egypt, it was the Budweiser plant in So Cal.

I’m guessing some kind of long Las Vegas bender that included both a tour of the Hoover Dam and the Luxor Casino

This week on Vice, our own Megan Fox travels to Baghdad to ask people there suffering from horrible war wounds whether they think it’s possible that the Hanging Gardens of Babylon may have been an ancient intergalactic marketplace. Then finds out what the future of the local grimecore scene can tell us...about ISIS.

*high ranking official to other high ranking official*: "Hey wanna fuck with some gullible Americans today?"