Purposely trolling a practice for a fake thing that probably won’t matter to begin with needs to be known as ‘Trumping”.

I don’t see why anyone would give one shit about how long the core of the World Series winner has been together. We’re rooting for laundry.

My reaction to this list:

Neil Everett is turning into Dr. Steve Brule more and more with each passing day.

Your dog could help protect your child.

Maybe hot chocolate lady was allergic to beige?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I actually think that The Dark Knight might be the popular answer here. I don’t agree with that answer (truthfully, I don’t know that any of the comic book movies that I dislike are as insanely popular as TDK or Avengers or anything like that), but I’ve heard some strong criticisms of it from people who did not like…

I continue to find it amusing that anyone can be appalled at anything Stephen A. or ESPN says or does. They’ve basically become the Fox News of sports; not necessarily in terms of political ideology, of course, but both are unaccountable behemoths more interested in making noise than actually displaying anything…

Only this man would write this list.

Green shit on your sons leg is better than the green and blue shit on your chest from last week

I can completely get behind any attempt to get less Mike & Mike on the radio.

Yeah but have you smelled a freshly popped can of tennis balls? Oh my god.

If you have to ask her to be your homecoming date, she's not really your girlfriend

Come on now. Everyone knows that cut toast releases powerful and potentially deadly gluten fumes.

I got through two gallons of milk a week. It's delicious and nothing goes better with desserts in general. And don't come at me with that nut/soy milk nonsense. Fucking pretenders to the throne all, they need to be banished to the outer realms to go hang with other frauds like Tofurkey.

I've always slept with my socks on.

Had to go back and check if that "couples crush" letter was written by a Doug Heffernan.

The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.

After a few minutes, I returned to the table. The man ordered a hamburger.