You would think so but my fiance is a foot shorter than I am and we can still pull this off. Given that models tend to skew tall (for women), this doesn’t really give us too much of a clue.

1) Gee, thanks for pointing out it’s not toasted. I had no idea. Perhaps someone thought “toasted ravioli” sounded more appetizing than “deep fried meat/cheese pocket.” In related news, french toast technically isn’t toast but again, someone probably thought it sounded better than “grilled egg bread.” 2) I haven’t…

I’m 30 and have never heard of this before. Why the hell do you have to keep clicking mid-jerk? Pick something to watch/look at and get the job done with your proper hand the way God intended

Drew, I’m used to you bashing St. Louis for its racism, its obesity, and the Cardinals. I get all that. And I see it everyday so I can verify that you make some valid points. But I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to let you bash toasted ravioli. Well-made toasted ravioli is one of the greatest foods on planet earth, you…

First, good for you for having a healthy digestive system. Second, it’s less about being addicted to staring at a screen and more about avoiding work/kids for a little mini-vacation

It is really a credit to Drew as a writer that he is my favorite writer on this site and I really enjoy reading his stuff while vehemently disagreeing with almost every opinion he has

I feel like people who stand to wipe also pull their pants all the way down and lift their shirt way up to piss like Butters on South Park

This is incredibly well written. The only thing I can say to add credence to your argument is that my mother worked in a restaurant setting for about 20 years. She was miserable and tired all the time. For the last 10 years she has worked at an animal hospital, where she routinely aids vets in putting beloved pets to…

I once heard Clay Travis list his 5 favorite sports. In order they were 1) college football, 2) pro football, 3) college basketball, 4) pro basketball, 5) the Oscars. Not only does this fucktard consider the Oscars a fucking sport, but his fifth favorite sport. Fuck him with an AIDS-infected Oscar statue.

Thank you! I have horrible blood circulation in my extremities and it's goddamn impossible for me to fall asleep with ice cold feet

I've only ever seen pink skim milk caps where I'm from. Now I don't know what to think.

Email of the week is about a dog and doesn't involve shit in any way?? Are you delirious with pain meds Drew?

Nicole Cliffe is officially the bizarro version of my wife. She's always cold, she's always late, we haven't had sex more than twice a week since our honeymoon 2 years ago, and she doesn't even know how the DVR works

Once in college, I threw up 10 times in 10 hours. My girlfriend had gotten me sick and felt bad for me so she came over to try to nurse me back to health. She had to go to class though, but said she put the huge trash can our whole dorm floor used right outside my door in case I couldn't make it to the bathroom (which…