I realize the English language has a lot of complication and nuance, but I’m relatively certain we have a term for what happens when you have sex with someone and they dont consent.

Right? Hillary, like, spends her free time hiking in the woods and walking her dogs. Trump eats like Slimer from Ghostbusters and took a golf cart through Sicily because he couldn’t be arsed to walk 700 yards with the other world leaders.

My hopes for this investigation are that Trump goes down before the 2018 election season, but after he endorses a bunch of the Republican nominees in states where the elections are close, and those candidates gleefully accept his endorsement.

Says the man whose hairline is so disgusted with him that it’s literally running the other way off his head.

These people legitimately think they’re fighting a holy war, it’s disturbing as hell.

When I heard about this I didn’t think I would give him anything but I might follow this person’s lead:

Seems fair! Personally, I prefer aluminium-mostly because my inner 5th grader likes saying it

Yeah, when someone says they don’t remember, I assume they mean either:

I want Blanche and Dorothy’s getups to swan around my apartment in.

Literally the first thing that came to mind. And best show ever.

Someone must, so I will...

I’m hoping not, and that the next instance of it will be: “Intelligence on Kushner’s foreign business deals leads to impeachment of President Trump, Mike Pence, and Paul Ryan.”

If you and your grandmother don’t mind, I might save that for future use.

My grandmother used to say “even an idiot knows that the sky is blue”.

“Officials in at least four countries have privately discussed ways they can manipulate Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, by taking advantage of his complex business arrangements, financial difficulties and lack of foreign policy experience, according to current and former U.S. officials…

Dianne Feinstein’s re-election campaign is not going well at all. Not sure whether this will help or hurt her. In the end, she is a pragmatic politician and my feeling is that if/when Democrats withdraw her support, she will withdraw her candidacy. I’m very torn about her as a public figure.

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

D) Everybody quits having sex with men, because ew gross

And fuck Mike Pence. I hope his squinty face completes what appears to be the process of implosion.

love is overrated